1. dickinuranus:

    precious-in-pearls:

    She’s bae

    She just fuckin served his face

    (Source: ohsplendidlife, via lights-lights-lights)

     


  2. brigwife:

    mcdontgiveafuck:

    when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

    when they are all gathered into the gym and lectured by tina fey

    (via lights-lights-lights)

     

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  4. crime investigation show

    qtbot:

    hacker: im booting up the computer
    detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !

    (via lights-lights-lights)

     


  5. mr-mononucleosis:

    lunalovegouda:

    The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

    It goes from everything from 

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    and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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    And then one time when the show got canceled…

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    and then when it came back..

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    you’re missing my favorite one though

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

     


  6. Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”
    — don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

    (Source: helenaoftroy, via lights-lights-lights)

     

  7. smilingsloth:

    letsgetfitanddancenaked:

    aconnormanning:

    toxicninjapenguin:

    nyeheggers:

    ashkenazi-autie:

    strawberry-bounce:

    The real world.

    This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

    And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

    That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

    The world needs to be a little more Raven

    Don’t leave out the part where the model says “I don’t even look like that”

    (via lights-lights-lights)

     


  8. Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.
    — Unknown (a knot in my throat now)

    (Source: toinfinityandswann, via imgettingalong)

     

  9. missespeon:

    this is probably one of my favorite jokes in the history of comedy

    (Source: halloweevee, via imgettingalong)

     


  10. overlypolitebisexual:

    cat people: dogs are cool too
    dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

    (via teganintraining)