1. keyblade-assassin:

    don’t click play.

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     


  2. the-treble:

    bonusvampirus:

    *makes heterophobic text post*

    It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

    best one yet

    (via kalverzer)

     

  3. stability:

    stability:

    Piece of soap defies laws of physics?? I am a very experienced magician

    say what you want, if i did this a few thousand years ago i’d probably have my own religion by now

    (via rileythepandabear)

     

  4. (Source: retrodrive, via thegoldenuno)

     

  5. (Source: sonnyy, via ihateteganandsara)

     


  6. ana-sthetic:

    "Dont say you hate your fam-" No.

    "Omg you should love your fami-" No.

    "Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.

    If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by you’re own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You dont need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.

    (via somethingssosick)

     


  7. class-snuggle:

    My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

    (via rileythepandabear)

     


  8. dual-destininies:

    when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  9. sethmypet:

    THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

    (Source: samdesantis, via feel-it-in-my-bones47)

     


  10. yourmediahasproblems:

    littlemissrantsalot:

    yourmediahasproblems:

    i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

    Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

    you’re cast

    (via kalverzer)