1. As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

    (Source: whotoldyouu, via lescuddle)

     


  2. pemsylvania:

    proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

    (via thats-so-meme)

     

  3. animalaspects:

    animalaspects:

    Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

    • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
    • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
    • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
    • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
    • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
    • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
    • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
    • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

    See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

    Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

    If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

    Please don’t let this die

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  4. hijerking:

    ”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

    (via feel-it-in-my-bones47)

     

  5. causedarlingitwasgood:

    how is this even a real show

    (Source: michaelsocha, via married-in-the-sun)

     

  6. (Source: flowury, via ruinedchildhood)

     


  7. sexwithsaraquin:

    fordmustang1970:

    what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

    image

    (via married-in-the-sun)

     


  8. rlyhigh:

    hickeys are gross i want ten

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  9. What do you think love is?

    (Source: blaisaac, via it-wasmidnight)

     

  10. pantheraj:

    "HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

    "YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

    (via lescuddle)